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harryedward:

zeysus:

I adore the catfish episodes when it turns out to be the actual person 😭💗

I hate those episodes I only watch for the deceit and lies

nbaku:

Me, anytime I hear A Noise™️ at night:

bigspoonkorra:

that phrase like, “he looked at her like she was the sun” has always confused me because most people look at the sun like this 

jaredduck:

“why don’t you just…?” the answer is either money or anxiety

fuckyeahuglycars:

me: maintains a 5 second following distance for safe braking
every other driver on the road:

melanin-majestic:

treygotguap:

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

Sounds busy to me

federalbureauofislam:

no offence but do i look like i understand anything

revvann:

rock-allday:

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

I was always afraid of Ohio